Danny (3) came by the other day to tell us that he learned at school that he shouldn't ever step on the American Flag. He said he shouldn't step on Texas Bluebonnets either.
Danny has a lisp. It is like Elmer Fudd's. The other morning Joe, his dad, came into the kitchen while the kids were eating breakfast. Joe was in a teasing mood. He said, "One of these days, boys, POW! right in the kisser." Danny said, "Ya, Dad, One of these days, boys, POW! right in the 'pisser.'" Joe started waving his hands, "NO, NO, NO! Let's not say that again." (he he he) Isn't it grand to be the grandma?